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Updated: 07 June 2006		Gaheris: Well it’s time for another dream featuring “Advice from Grandpa” and this time Telemachus pay very close attention. I’m not into the cryptic: Steve. Is. Missing. Did you get that boy? That was straightforward, I’m pretty sure it was.
		Gaheris: Now before you wake up here’s a completely random dream about Trance and me.
		Rhade: Whenever he gives me advice in dreams I know my day's not gonna turn out right...
		Telemachus: "Okay, since it's obvious you're going to make me look for this 'Steve' guy, the least you could do is give me an idea of what he looks like." Gaheris: "That shouldn't be a problem. Here's a picture taken at the last location of his whereabouts:"
		Telemachus: "That's just disturbing. How am I supposed to use that picture to find him? I mean, his face is mostly covered!" Gaheris: "Think boy...use your genetically superior brain. And if that doesn't work, use your superior sense of smell." Telemachus: "What do you mean?" Gaheris: "Angel...he wears Angel cologne." Telemachus: snickers Gaheris: "I know, I know. But this is no time for jokes. We need to find him, and soon. Okay now, time to wake up." Telemachus (wakes up): "Angel...heh." snickers some more
		Telemachus: "Okay, I can't believe I let him talk me into this. I mean, how am I supposed to find this guy?"
		Camulus: "Perhaps I can be of some assistance."
		T. Rhade: "Who are you, and what on Tarazed are you wearing?" Camulus: "Camulus is my name. I am a god, and this is a kilt." T. Rhade: "You'd never catch me wearing one of those." Camulus: "Well, it sure beats a jumpsuit any day." T. Rhade: "Hey...no more jumpsuit jokes!"
		Jonas: "Well, there's no sign of this Steve guy up here."
		Jonas: "Though I have to admit, the picture I have to go by isn't much better than yours, Telemachus." looks at picture
		Coburn: That's the same picture I got. This will be difficult but SG-2 specializes in search and rescue missions. Uh...is that Camulus? He's offering to help? Why do I find that odd...
		Telemachus: ...and then Grandpa said to find Steve. What's worse is that I only have a scent to go by, all the pictures we have are useless, we can't see his face.
		Gaheris: mumbles from the Other Side If he can't figure that out...I'm not even going to tell him to look in the mirror. Idiots. Steve will never be found...
		Telemachus: It's an odd mission but somehow I feel that it's important. Only question now is: where do I start? Beka: Why don't you go ask Trance? She used to be good at finding things.
		Trance: "Look Rhade, I found my Bonsai tree." T. Rhade: "That's great. Now can you help me find Steve?"
		Trance: "Who's Steve?" shows picture Trance: "Rhade, I'm very good at finding things, but this picture is just terrible! Come back with a better one, and I'll tap into all the realities to try to find him. By the way, when did you decide to go back to the old look?" T. Rhade: "When Grandpa Gaheris appeared to me in a dream again last night. He told me if I ever wanted to have him quit giving me advice in dreams, I needed to clean up my act. Since then, I've shaved and had my hair cut - I'm still not sure if I want to part with the earring and the leather pants, though."
		Harper: "You need help finding Steve? I can help ya...for a price." T. Rhade: "What would you have that could possibly help me, you little runt?" Harper: "Oh yeah? It just so happens that I have a promo pic of this Steve guy you're looking for." T. Rhade: "Show it to me." Harper: "Awww no...not until you pay me." T. Rhade: sighs "Name your price." Harper: "Lunah. I want a date with Lunah." T. Rhade: "Lunah? You mean the woman that wore that feather hat?" Harper: "That's her." T. Rhade: "Okay, I'll fix you up. Now show me the picture." Harper shows picture to T. Rhade
		T. Rhade: "You have got to be kidding. That can't be him." Harper: "That's him all right." T. Rhade: "You sure you're not trying to con me? Because if you are..." Harper: "Relax, big guy. This is him all right. You know, he looks slightly familiar, but I can't quite place why." T. Rhade: "Just give me the picture." Telemachus takes picture and leaves Harper (yelling after him): "Don't forget...Lunah! And make sure she's wearing that bird hat!" Harper (after Telemachus leaves): "I thought he was clean shaven yesterday. Those Nietzscheans must grow facial hair pretty quickly."
		T. Rhade: "Uh, Lunah? This isn't what I meant when I asked you for a favour." Lunah: "It's not?" T. Rhade: "No see, I got a favour from Harper, who wanted a favour from me, which led me to ask a favour of you. I need you to go on a date with Harper."
		Lunah: "Harper?" T. Rhade: "Yes, Harper." Lunah: "Small, short, weird, eccentric?" T. Rhade: "Sounds right." Lunah: "Why would I go out with him?"
		T. Rhade: "If I give you this sultry look will you do it?"
		Lunah: "Agh! I never could resist that look...hmmm...isn't this Harper the bartender?" T. Rhade: "Yup. And he wants you to wear the bird hat." Lunah: "My hat? Someone likes my hat!? A bartender who likes my hat...okay I'll give it a shot. But if it doesn't work out you owe me."
		T. Rhade: "Finally that's out of the way. Now to find this Steve...I wonder if he's another clone Peter created...nah Grandpa wouldn't care about clones...and what was Harper doing with a promo pic anyway...shakes head well according to the ILSB that Coburn found, this "Steve" been spotted in Copenhagen, Mexico, Paris, London, Rio, Brazil, Yellowstone, Niagara, Bangkok, and NASA."
		Anne: "Vancouver. Let's not forget about Vancouver."
		T. Rhade: "Who are you?" Anne: "I'm Anne, and I'm the Vice-President of the Steve Bacic Fan Club." T. Rhade: "Who's the President?" Anne: "This guy named Steve." T. Rhade: "Bacic? This guy is President of his own fan club?" Anne: "No no no...some other guy named Steve - though it's been rumored his real name is Bob." T. Rhade: "Steve Bacic's real name is Bob?" Anne: "No, silly...Steve, the President of Steve Bacic's fan club." T. Rhade: "Bacic." Anne: "Basically, yes." T. Rhade: "So, this Steve Basically...I mean, Bacic guy has a fan club??" Anne: "Why, yes he does." T. Rhade: "Why?" Anne: "Yes." T. Rhade: "No, I mean why?" Anne: "Huh?" T. Rhade: "Why does he have a fan club?" Anne: "He's an actor." T. Rhade: "A what?" Anne: "Not a what...an actor." T. Rhade: "Of what?" Anne: "Many things. He even plays a Nietzschean." T. Rhade: "Get outta here!" Anne: "Why? Did I do something wrong?" T. Rhade: "No, I mean...you're kidding, right?" Anne: "No. He's an actor and has a following that is growing in numbers every day. Well, almost every day." T. Rhade: "And he plays a Nietzschean." Anne: "Well, he did. The last season just wrapped up. Now he's producing." T. Rhade: "Children?" Anne: "No. Teacher." T. Rhade: "He's producing teachers? How does he know his offspring are going to become teachers?" Anne: "No. I mean he's producing a film called 'Teacher'." T. Rhade: "This is all so confusing. Wouldn't you rather follow a real Nietzschean than someone pretending to be one?" Anne: "You should visit our forum someday. You definitely have a following of your own." T. Rhade: "I do?" Anne: "Why yes...the ladies are particularly interested in your boneblades and leather trousers." T. Rhade: "I must meet these ladies." Anne: "Indeed. That's why we chose you to find Steve. Of all the characters he has played, we believe the Nietzschean may be the most popular thus far." T. Rhade: "Indeed...and for obvious reasons. Just look at me."
Page 2		Anne: "Indeed." Anne looks at T. Rhade T. Rhade: "Is that a double helix you're wearing?" Anne: "Why, yes it is." T. Rhade: "Is that Steve Bacic's?" Anne: "No." T. Rhade: "You know, I could hook any of you ladies up with a real one of those, if you'd just ditch this Bacic guy and follow me instead." Anne: "Indeed."
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